© Smart man + smart woman = romance
© Smart man + dumb woman = affair
© Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
© Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnant
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
© Smart boss + smart employee = profit
© Smart boss + dumb employee = production
© Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
© Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
© A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
© A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
© A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
© A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
© To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
© To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
© Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
INCLINATION TO CHANGE
© A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
© A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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